Funny Kiss

A girl asks a Maulvi: Can I kiss a man?
Mulvi: Astagfirullah
Girl: Can I kiss a boy?
Mulvi: Laholawalaqowata
Girl: Can I kiss you?
Mulvi: Bismillah Bismillah

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Lux Sunsulk Tulsi Bioamala Dalda Moblink National food habib Candyland walls Ahmad fabrics Sultan banaspati Ki janib se App Ko Durr Fitah Moun

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Tereay husn ki kia taareef karoo?
Tera bander jaisa mu.
Tere zulfo ki kia taareef karoo?
Teray ek ek baal pe joon.

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In French: Bon jour
In Spanish: Te Quiro
In Italian: Teamo
In Yugoslav: Volim Te
In English: Good Morning
In Punjabi: Uth Moya Kam te nahi jana?

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Gay to his partner in the morning: Aap naraaz hain humse?
Partner: Nahin.
Gay: To phir raat ko meri taraf muh kar ke kyon soye the?

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A boy & gal of LKG class asked teacher: Kya chote baccho ke bacche ho sakte hai?
Teacher: No.
Boy said to gal: Bas dekha! Tu aise hi dar rahi thi.

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Jise koyal samjhe, woh kauwa nikla, dosti ke naam par hauwa nikla,
Jo roka karte they humein sharab peene se, aaj unki jeb se pauwa nikla.